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"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Beaver tower

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

The life of penguins.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Bird Bath.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Teach me not to care."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

The revenge of Russell

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Bad dog!"

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.