Herd Behavior Observer Mugs

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I love this time of day."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Bird Bath.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

The life of penguins.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

"Teach me not to care."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Bad dog!"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten