Behavior Observer Mugs

"Bipolar."

'He gets away with everything! †I wish I had low self-esteem!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I love this time of day."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Beaver tower

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Bird Bath.

The life of penguins.

"Teach me not to care."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Bad dog!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"I think she's really into you."

"What's another word for evolution?"