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The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

Nerd night at the club.

Wow! Ernie rounds up the cattle with lots of style! He really enjoys it --- He calls it "Dancing with the Steers"!

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

"Looking at all the stars in the sky makes me feel cosmically mindful—all my earthly concerns meaningless in the breadth of what I now witness. I’d have a better view if the Lewises would cut down those useless pine trees... Curious if those damn things are on my property. I’ll call the town surveyor in the morning and see if I can get those stupid trees removed. I hate having neighbors..."

"You have an anti-addiction...everyone just hates you!"

'They've got good working conditions here but they have a lousy retirement plan.'

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'I love herd mentality, don't you?'

'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'

'People are so mean. The groom's right there but everyone calls that other guy the best man!'

'Joe's tired of breaking up fist fights.'

Owl's Pub: 'NO damn pussycats!

'The Age - Morality Gap'