Breathwork Beginner T-Shirts

"Ease up on the exhale."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Yoga for beginners,

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

The Good Breathing Guide

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"

"Too much aftershave, visit to a bee farm. Bad combination."

Grooming for beginners.

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

Brush your teeth!

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

'Your first lesson is free.'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

'Be honest, how bad is it?'

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'where do you plug it in?'

"Now, Baldo, don't let your temper get the best of you. Do what I do. Sit in a comfortable chair and count to 100."

'So far, I've cleared my mind of everything except Angelina Jolie.'

"First yoga class?"

Man accidently uses 'Book of knots' instead of 'Book of yoga'

Good and bad air

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Reading for Beginners