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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. Disregard this baloney if you're asthmatic."

Sitting in a tree

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"You and your daft inventions."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Welcome to our meeting!

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

Awkward Moments

"Any other weaknesses?"

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."