Breathless Moments Enthusiasts Pillows

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. Disregard this baloney if you're asthmatic."

Sitting in a tree

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You and your daft inventions."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

Welcome to our meeting!

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"Any other weaknesses?"

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

Awkward Moments

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."