Breakup Battle Enthusiast Pillows

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Epic Battles

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Best mates

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

Ereptile Dysfunction

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

"Recently separated."

Roman paramedic.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

And this is one we made earlier.

Bar bouncer resumes.

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us.'

"The bathroom window is wide open. I don't think she's coming back."

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'