Breakup Battle Enthusiast Prints

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Epic Battles

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Best mates

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

Ereptile Dysfunction

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."

Roman paramedic.

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"Recently separated."

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

And this is one we made earlier.

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us.'

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"The bathroom window is wide open. I don't think she's coming back."

Bar bouncer resumes.