Breakroom Enthusiast T-Shirts

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"I never realized how much nicer their break room is than ours."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Dunhomin"

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

Which one of these things is the soap?

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

"I'm getting tired of this same old office grind."

A Sweeping Reform.

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

New Power Shower!

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'