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"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."

"I go that extra mile!"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"We need to make some cuts. We’ll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'"

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

'Charles knew Tad was about to snap. Quarterly profits were weak, the network was compromised and now, Tuesday's Brussel Sprout medley in the cafeteria lingered through Thursday.'

'We've run out of paper cups again.'

"I'm getting tired of this same old office grind."

Dog Urinals.

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

I'm thinking of suing your caf

An unpopular woman in a bakery shop.

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".