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Man claims his innocence of messy toilets to diners

Hand Drier

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

Gents

Dog Urinals.

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Hell's Restrooms.

Your work station is a disgrace! It looks as if it hasn't been cleaned for a month. Don't blame me, I've only been here a week.

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Key in PIN No.

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."

Yin Yang bathrooms.

Drying your hands on trousers.

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'