Breaking News Juggernaut Gifts

Competitiveness in the press

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

The Working Mum

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

The killing of journalists

Sports Lawyers

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

News Hourglass

Censorship

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

Some stocks went up and some went down.

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

'Call 0800-45319 if you want me to read the good news first, and 0800-43198 if you want the bad stuff.'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Stock Market Unplugged.

"Our newsroom added a climate change desk."

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

'I'm going to suggest a stock that has outperformed the market for the last three hours.'

Cluster Catastrophe

'We need more expert analysis than 'the stock market was down, because it wasn't up.''