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'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Scientist seen on loch.

'Democracy, okay?'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

The young Lisa Laflamme.

Russian Hunger

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

"I'm sick of Brexit."

Tittle and tattle.

"Always leading with Brexit news is shedding viewers by the bucketload to a yellow fat man chasing a blummin' squirrel!"

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

'Breaking news. . . I've just found out my wife has left me.'

Laundry Dry Cleaner. More places are charging extra to iron shirts when they launder them. The free press is under siege!

'60 Minutes is on line one and Michael Moore is on line two.

"You can't send us a check and expect me to forget the killing. I also want a Trump Hotel in Saudi Arabia."

Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times

"How many times have I told you not to watch the news before bed?"

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

"Drill! Baby! Drill! Kill! Baby! Kill! Fill! Baby! Fill! Still? Baby? Still?"

News of the World

Lèse Majesté

"Stocks closed lower on the news that highs and lows are states of mind related to opiods addiction."

Do you have the telegraph?

It's Going to Rain!

US Airlines on Thin Ice

How to survive election campaign debates...

"Is that your phone buzzing?"

"Ah, the Trump blimp is destroying the New York Times building. Must be Tuesday."

'It belonged to a very busy man who only watched 'breaking news'!'

The Trap

Sexual Harassment Charges: 'Think! Think! What did Clinton do?'