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Man Reading Laptop.

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Günter Grass

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'What I have to do first?!'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Hang in There Democracy!

Joe Biden

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Scientist seen on loch.

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

Think tanks.

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

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