Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times
Headlines Aficionado Gifts
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Oligarchy
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'
"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"
Our Two Parties, Explained
'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'
Turkish Democracy
Man Reading Laptop.
"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."
Armageddon
Fear of news.
'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'
"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."
'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'
'What I have to do first?!'
'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'
"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"
'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'
"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."
Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.
Putin's Mutual Destruction
There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...
JET (Part I)
Classic News.
"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."
Joe Biden
Hang in There Democracy!
"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."
It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?
'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'
"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"
'Are we watching business news or sports news?'
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