"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"
Headline Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a headline enthusiast? Dive into our collection of clever and eye-catching items that showcase a passion for creative headlines. From home decor to apparel, find something that captures their interest and makes a statement.
Strong Winds
"Topping tonight's news...everything is going downhill. Here's Karen with more on this fast-breaking story."
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'
UK border controls relaxed.
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'
Meet the Enemy
"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"
News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle
There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."
"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."
Fear of news.
Reporter #6: television.
"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."
Capital Tours
Idlib, Syria - The final stage
Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service
Newspaper suicide.
'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'
As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...
'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'
Big Newspaper Delivery
News for Sale
'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'
The Russians Are Coming...Maybe
Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.
"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."
Charades
Headline Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Headline Enthusiast Mugs
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Headline Enthusiast Pillows
Brighten their space with playful, headline-themed pillows. These witty cushions make a fun addition to any reading corner or sofa.
Headline Enthusiast Prints
Transform their walls with bold headline prints. Ideal for creative spaces, these artwork pieces add a punch of personality and cleverness.
Headline Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the art of headlines. Perfect for casual outings or making a statement, these tees showcase clever wordplay for every enthusiast.