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Donald Trump and Saul Goodman

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Love is when you watch television together.

Succession 2

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

I see he's still "working" from home.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

The Investigation

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'