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Donald Trump and Saul Goodman

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Love is when you watch television together.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Succession 2

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

He loves the water.

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

I see he's still "working" from home.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

The Investigation

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.