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"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Gullib-Os

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Bagel problems.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Missing sock

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Devilled Eggs

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'