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-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Gullib-Os

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Missing sock

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

Devilled Eggs

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Bagel problems.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'