Breakfast In Bed Enthusiasts Gifts

The Lady is a tramp.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Cereal Tasting.

'How would you like your toast?'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'