Breakfast-in-bed Champion Gifts

'It's Mother's Day so I made you my favorite...mayonnaise and sugar sandwich.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Now here's a place I like!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Power breakfast.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Cut out and keep your own Chef

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Bed & Bagel'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Devilled Eggs

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Have you seen this toaster?

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

Bed & Breakfast

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'