Breakfast-in-bed Champion Mugs

'It's Mother's Day so I made you my favorite...mayonnaise and sugar sandwich.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Power breakfast.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Do you want toast with that?'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Bed & Bagel'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Cut out and keep your own Chef

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Devilled Eggs

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

Bed & Breakfast

Parkour Breakfast

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Have you seen this toaster?