Breakfast Belle T-Shirts

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

All-Day Breakfast

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Power breakfast.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os