Breakfast Belle T-Shirts

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Full English Breakfast.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Have you got your make up on yet?

All-Day Breakfast

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Power breakfast.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

Choice hellhole