Breakdown Serviceman Gifts

'Hi, I got an emergency call from Mr. Steinbrueck's team again. Don't worry, we know each other well.'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Is that freshly brewed?'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"Is something funny, soldier?"

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"Recently separated."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"My dad was in the war, but he doesn't talk about it."

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Every Volunteer is Importan...

"I take it everything is NOT all right."

'Unleash the drones!'

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

'Of course I've not put petrol in it, it's an automatic.'

The planned obsolescence blues

"Keep digging! You're no longer part of the warrior culture."

'We can improve our patrol allocation,'

'The large crate contains my medals.'

"Would Sir like that with salad, bread or bad humour"

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'I got that one for getting this one.'

Too Fat to Serve...

Soldier with a halo of skulls.

"Is it okay when I say HAVE A NICE DAY what I mean is DROP DEAD?"

'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'