Breakdown Serviceman Gifts

'Hi, I got an emergency call from Mr. Steinbrueck's team again. Don't worry, we know each other well.'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'Is that freshly brewed?'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"Recently separated."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

"My dad was in the war, but he doesn't talk about it."

Every Volunteer is Importan...

"I take it everything is NOT all right."

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

'Unleash the drones!'

'Of course I've not put petrol in it, it's an automatic.'

The planned obsolescence blues

'The large crate contains my medals.'

"Would Sir like that with salad, bread or bad humour"

'We can improve our patrol allocation,'

"Keep digging! You're no longer part of the warrior culture."

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

Too Fat to Serve...

Soldier with a halo of skulls.

'I got that one for getting this one.'

"Is it okay when I say HAVE A NICE DAY what I mean is DROP DEAD?"

'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"