Break Room Regular Pillows

'These are job perks.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"Dunhomin"

Out to Scrunch.

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"Would you like a post-surgery to-go box?"

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

Lunch break.

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

Ways to waste time at work.

"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

Drinks: Tea, Coffee, Choco, Scalded Leg, Wet Shoe, Half a Cup, No Cup.

"Perkins here, representing taxes."

"I can never find any change here."

'I've worked out your pro rated holiday leave on the basis that you only put in a couple of hours real work a day.'

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

'We've run out of paper cups again.'

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"Joey, are you on break again?"

'Looks like we lucked out.'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

"...and as an added perk, our break room is full of stuff your wife won't let you eat."

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

Insert 50 cents for absolutely nothing.

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."