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'These are job perks.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"Dunhomin"

Out to Scrunch.

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

"Would you like a post-surgery to-go box?"

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

Lunch break.

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

Ways to waste time at work.

"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

Drinks: Tea, Coffee, Choco, Scalded Leg, Wet Shoe, Half a Cup, No Cup.

"Perkins here, representing taxes."

"I can never find any change here."

'I think it's time we got rid of the espresso maker.'

'I've worked out your pro rated holiday leave on the basis that you only put in a couple of hours real work a day.'

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

'We've run out of paper cups again.'

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"Joey, are you on break again?"

'Looks like we lucked out.'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"...and as an added perk, our break room is full of stuff your wife won't let you eat."

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

Insert 50 cents for absolutely nothing.

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'