Break Room Buddy Pillows

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'These are job perks.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I go that extra mile!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Toothbrush Romance

Have you got your make up on yet?

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

Lady has a coffee break.

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

"Which side do you want?"

Drinks: Tea, Coffee, Choco, Scalded Leg, Wet Shoe, Half a Cup, No Cup.

"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."