Break Room Buddy Pillows

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'These are job perks.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I go that extra mile!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Toothbrush Romance

Have you got your make up on yet?

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Lady has a coffee break.

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Drinks: Tea, Coffee, Choco, Scalded Leg, Wet Shoe, Half a Cup, No Cup.

"Which side do you want?"

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."