Break Room Navigator Pillows

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'These are job perks.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"Are we there yet?"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"I think we'd be lucky to have you taking over even if you weren't untainted."

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

Drinks: Tea, Coffee, Choco, Scalded Leg, Wet Shoe, Half a Cup, No Cup.

"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."

Ways to waste time at work.

"I apologize that we disturbed the peace, but this is a very volatile meeting."

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

'We reached mutual agreement... my way!'

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"I can never find any change here."

'I try never to agree with the boss ... unless he says something.'

'I've worked out your pro rated holiday leave on the basis that you only put in a couple of hours real work a day.'

"Joey, are you on break again?"

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

'If I didn't know better, I'd think I knew better.'

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."

"It's not you, it's. . . oh, who am I kidding? Yes, it's you."