Conference Room Navigator Pillows

'Come on. We all played a part in this. We all need to face the consequences.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Production Meeting: Excuses

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Female Boss 6

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

Working from Home with Kids

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'