'Come on. We all played a part in this. We all need to face the consequences.'
Conference Room Navigator Prints
Decorate their office or meeting space with a print that playfully recognizes the conference room navigator's skills. A witty piece that adds personality to any room.
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."
"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula
"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."
The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.
'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'
"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"
"It's going to be one of those days."
'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'
'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'
"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."
"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."
Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.
Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...
"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."
"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"
'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'
Young Pups In A Chat Room.
'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'
'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'
'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'
"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."
Production Meeting: Excuses
Female Boss 6
'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'
'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'
"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."
"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."
'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'
'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'
Working from Home with Kids
Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations
'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.'
Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.
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