Conference Room Companion Pillows

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Acme Toys Ltd

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Communication Breakdowns

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Psychiatric convention"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'