Bread Virtuoso Mugs

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

I bake my own bread.

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Baker

Come dine with me!

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

Hacksaw Violin.

"Your mom's a very special person."

Toast kidnapper.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Baker

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

The chefs were helping local actors who were tired of having short roles... by giving them a long loaf!