Bread Virtuoso Gifts

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

I bake my own bread.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Baker

Hacksaw Violin.

Come dine with me!

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"Your mom's a very special person."

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Baker

The chefs were helping local actors who were tired of having short roles... by giving them a long loaf!