Sporty Bread Enthusiast Mugs

baguette ball

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

French bread

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

Come dine with me!

"Do you have any marriage bread?"