Artisan Bread Lover Mugs

Bread Stall

Bread quality

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Cake Friday!

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'It's all homemade.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Come dine with me!

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

French bread

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

Self Raising Flour

Baker

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'