Artisan Bread Lover Prints

Bread Stall

Bread quality

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Cake Friday!

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'It's all homemade.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Baker

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

French bread

Come dine with me!