Sporty Bread Enthusiast Pillows

baguette ball

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

French bread

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'