Brazil Aficionado Gifts

Machado de Assis

Omara Portuondo

Back to school.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Snowman Football Fan.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Br... No Exit

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

Funky Facts: USA.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

Sisyphus

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Party Party!