Brazil Lover Gifts

The Brazilian Blow dry

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Herb's from Texas."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'Consummatum est.'

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

Rocking Panda

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

I love Classics.

Anyone we know in the extinct column?

'Now, that's ironic: We've just received a request for donations from the WWF...'

Machado de Assis

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

Miami Vice