Braveheart Gifts

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Coastguard

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

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William Wallace.

Tank Tightrope

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

Capture the Flag

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.

"I stood up to the class bully like you said, Dad. . . then she punched me in the eye!"

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

"My Tia Carmen talked to me today about being a good little girl. She said I should take care of my body, respect my elders and try my best no matter what."

'Clarence, it's always an inspiration to see you playing with pain.'

Ghost in the bedroom.

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'Show-off.'

"Is it safe to come out of the basement and act like a bad-ass again?!"

'Big guys have big hearts!'

I feel frightened.

"Jeez! Is there no politician with courage these days?"