Needle Braveheart Gifts

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

Self help acupuncture

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

William Wallace.

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

"Numb yet?"

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

The Vaccine is coming!

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

"I have inoculation issues."

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

How does that feel? Inaccupuncture.

Nurse Vaccinating Cheeky Child