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"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Coastguard

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

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"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

William Wallace.

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

Capture the Flag

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.

"I stood up to the class bully like you said, Dad. . . then she punched me in the eye!"

'I get rattled too easily.'

"My Tia Carmen talked to me today about being a good little girl. She said I should take care of my body, respect my elders and try my best no matter what."

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

Ghost in the bedroom.

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'Show-off.'

'Clarence, it's always an inspiration to see you playing with pain.'

'Big guys have big hearts!'

"Is it safe to come out of the basement and act like a bad-ass again?!"