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"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

Coastguard

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

Tank Tightrope

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William Wallace.

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

Capture the Flag

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

"And in this corner is a wasp, so we're going to stay away from it."

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.

'I get rattled too easily.'

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

"My Tia Carmen talked to me today about being a good little girl. She said I should take care of my body, respect my elders and try my best no matter what."

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

Ghost in the bedroom.

'Show-off.'

"Is it safe to come out of the basement and act like a bad-ass again?!"

"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."

'He got game.'