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Romance

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Riding School Chaos

Cactus seats.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Walkers

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Mad For It

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Wishing Well