Adventurous Romantic T-Shirts

"We tried an open marriage, but there were no takers."

"I don't know Darling. I'll phone the shop again, or maybe the Fire Brigade."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Romance

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Boat wedding.

"This will be hilarious!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Barman In Love.

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."