Adventurous Romantic T-Shirts

"We tried an open marriage, but there were no takers."

"I don't know Darling. I'll phone the shop again, or maybe the Fire Brigade."

First Date

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Romance

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

Asking out a palm reader.

"This will be hilarious!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Barman In Love.

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'