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'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"You're afraid of what?"

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Family Portrait

Knight

Lancelot put to the Test.

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

All Knight Diner

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

William Wallace.

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

Second, third and fourth effort!

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

'I'm cured!'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

Mark Chapman goes before the parole board.

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"