Braveheart Fans Mugs

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"You're afraid of what?"

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Knight

Family Portrait

Lancelot put to the Test.

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

William Wallace.

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

All Knight Diner

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

'I'm cured!'

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

Second, third and fourth effort!

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'