Brave Skater Dads Pillows

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Shred the plank."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Support the head."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Baby Footballer

Daddy's Hook

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Add your kids' ages together...

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

Hey, no penalty! Are you blind? That 10 year old was asking for it!

Reading to your kid and checking the scores

"Remember, son, it's not about winning ... it's about not embarrassing me."

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My father looks like his bowling ball."