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The Modern Daredevil.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Habanero ..."

Culture clash

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'